Kye cerita jaman nyong esih
nganggur jegur,uplekane yen ora ning koplak ya ning umahe mas Amrozi
juwid alfizu,bojone mas Amrozi nduwe salon arane arie salon,kira-kira
100 meter kidule mesjid Agung Bumiayu.
waktu kuwe bar begadang nggone mas Amrozi,nyong tangi jam 9 an,nyong turu ning kursi tamune mas Amrozi,pas tangi jebul ning kono wis ana anton,agus sayur,azmi cikrak karo mas Amrozi.
"Hep tangi rah,wis akeh bocah koh ndekok bae",mas Am ngobrak-ngobrak nyong kongkon tangi,nyong jenggelek ucek-ucek mata,.."mana raup hep tolih kweh ngopi",azmi cikrak ngomongi...nyong meng mburi raup terus metongsot maning nyruput kopi karo nyuled rokok.
"Gyeh bocah,wis pada bujang tongklang-tongklang koh pegaweane mung klembrak klembruk kaya gombal teles,nyong sing tuwa gen esih kiyeng nyambet gawe koh",Mas Am mulai khotbah.
"Nyong sih pan nyambet gawe apa mas Am lah yong ora nduwe kepinteran,angger hepi tah genah pinter motret" si Azmi Cikrak semaur..."iya si hepi tah nduwe kepinteran malah ora dinggo,dasar kon tah ndableg hep"..mas Am nyemprot ning inyong.
" Gyeh Cikrak kon kan bisa nyukur ( motong Rambut ) gari saiki kon kursus,ari wis olih sertifikat kon mbuka Salon atawa Barber shop kaya bojone mas Am kweh"nyong ngomongi Azmi cikrak..."iya bener kweh sarane hepi,bojoku gemiyen kursus,saiki daning ya kena nggo urip kepinteran ngerias karo nyukur"mas am semaur maning...."gemiyen sih bojone rika kursuse ning endi mas Am?"..."dih ning tukang cukur karo pakar rambut sing terkenal nemen,sering metu ning tipi koh".." lah iya sapa koh mas?"...
"ning RUDY HARTONO,wonge gen gagah nemen koh" mas Am njawab tanpa raut wajah berdosa.....
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkkwkwkwkwkwkkwk....nyong ngekek seporete,bocahan gembuyu jengker...gyeh mas Am angger bojone rika kursuse ning Rudy Hartono nengsih bojone rika saiki cekelane raket karo Kok...Rudy Hadisuwarno rah nean mas....kikikikikikikkkkikikkkkkk
Mas Amrozi raine abang ireng kisinen,wis ngomonge salah rosa maning....
wis samene bae ya sedulur semoga terhibur
sumenep - 04-01-2012
waktu kuwe bar begadang nggone mas Amrozi,nyong tangi jam 9 an,nyong turu ning kursi tamune mas Amrozi,pas tangi jebul ning kono wis ana anton,agus sayur,azmi cikrak karo mas Amrozi.
"Hep tangi rah,wis akeh bocah koh ndekok bae",mas Am ngobrak-ngobrak nyong kongkon tangi,nyong jenggelek ucek-ucek mata,.."mana raup hep tolih kweh ngopi",azmi cikrak ngomongi...nyong meng mburi raup terus metongsot maning nyruput kopi karo nyuled rokok.
"Gyeh bocah,wis pada bujang tongklang-tongklang koh pegaweane mung klembrak klembruk kaya gombal teles,nyong sing tuwa gen esih kiyeng nyambet gawe koh",Mas Am mulai khotbah.
"Nyong sih pan nyambet gawe apa mas Am lah yong ora nduwe kepinteran,angger hepi tah genah pinter motret" si Azmi Cikrak semaur..."iya si hepi tah nduwe kepinteran malah ora dinggo,dasar kon tah ndableg hep"..mas Am nyemprot ning inyong.
" Gyeh Cikrak kon kan bisa nyukur ( motong Rambut ) gari saiki kon kursus,ari wis olih sertifikat kon mbuka Salon atawa Barber shop kaya bojone mas Am kweh"nyong ngomongi Azmi cikrak..."iya bener kweh sarane hepi,bojoku gemiyen kursus,saiki daning ya kena nggo urip kepinteran ngerias karo nyukur"mas am semaur maning...."gemiyen sih bojone rika kursuse ning endi mas Am?"..."dih ning tukang cukur karo pakar rambut sing terkenal nemen,sering metu ning tipi koh".." lah iya sapa koh mas?"...
"ning RUDY HARTONO,wonge gen gagah nemen koh" mas Am njawab tanpa raut wajah berdosa.....
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkkwkwkwkwkwkkwk....nyong ngekek seporete,bocahan gembuyu jengker...gyeh mas Am angger bojone rika kursuse ning Rudy Hartono nengsih bojone rika saiki cekelane raket karo Kok...Rudy Hadisuwarno rah nean mas....kikikikikikikkkkikikkkkkk
Mas Amrozi raine abang ireng kisinen,wis ngomonge salah rosa maning....
wis samene bae ya sedulur semoga terhibur
sumenep - 04-01-2012
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